– Jessica Simpson, admitting to InStyle that she told the U.S. secretary of the interior, "I love what you’ve done with the place," when visiting the White House
* she thought it was the interior designer ! wtf!

"Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.”
Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music.
*Tiger dont play Tennis Aggie!

“I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” – soccer star David Beckham, asked if he was a “volatile” player.
* oh man!

“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” - Britney Spears
* Canada is not overseas my dear!

“[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna
*she mean Kabbalah right?

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera


“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” — Jessica Simpson

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

.Walmart…..do they, like, make walls there? - ahh, the genius of Paris Hilton.

"If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him." -- DREW BARRYMORE, prompting the question of what will happen if the cat dies before her?

*LMAO at those above


and the winner is........

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

*LMAO at those above

DEAD, simply dead

gimme more........


Brooke Shields
Quote: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"

Even i don`t say such a stupid things...

gimme more and more.......

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate


«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player


«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
Mh My God!

That´s the reason she was inclued in "Stupid Girls" music video.

there was a thread exactly like this before.. and i'm still not sure if this is true



Jessica & Paris >>>>>>>>

“I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures" - Christina Aguilera on herself.

"I trust my president". - Britney Spears on Bush

'My ***** is Hangin out!'
Spears B.

Now, this is dumb.

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera

I love this one!

Kellie Pickler on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader:

Jeff Foxworthy: Budapest, is the capital of what European country?

Kellie Pickler: This might be a stupid question

Jeff Foxworthy: Yes, it’s probably going to be.

Kellie Pickler: But, I thought Europe was a country! Let’s see… Budha, Budapest ? I’ve never even heard of that!

Jeff Foxworthy: Here’s your options, I mean, you could drop out with ten thousand dollars.

Kellie Pickler: Wait, I know they speak French there, don’t they (dumbass extraordinaire)? Like, I wanna say – is France a country (you got to be kidding me)? I don’t know what I’m doing
Jeff Foxworthy: Let’s talk about your options. Focus!

Kellie Pickler: I’m listening to what you’re saying, but I only hear what I want to
Jeff Foxworthy: That’s just called being a woman.

Kellie Pickler: shows us her southern accent like anyone gives a ****. Audience laughed at her stupid ****.

Jeff Foxworthy: Women don’t really wanna hear man’s opinion; they just wanna hear their opinion in a deeper voice. That’s what they want when they talk to us.

Kellie Pickler: Dumbass then opted for a “Copy” option

Jeff Foxworthy: If you had to guess, do you have a guess?

Kellie Pickler: Mumbles something about France and how she doesn’t know whether France was a country.

Jeff Foxworthy: Tells her the right answer was Hungary and the look on ****s face is priceless

Kellie Pickler: Hungry? That’s a country? I’ve heard of Turkey, but Hungry, never heard of it.

OMFGGG DEADDD

This is the est one
(Activate the english subs hitting the CC button)

as usual Jessica is the QUEEN! Nobody will ever top her.

God, I'm dying...........

So funny.............. she's so stupid...........

This is one of her best............................. it's so funny that it's sad......

Already posted but still

OMG idiocy at its best!