I hated Bruno Mars for 2 years (the worst, most delusional 2 years of my life) I really, really hope the people who voted for Bruno will one day see the light, and begin to love the closest thing we have to a present-day MJ right before our eyes. I've written all of your usernames down in my prayer book so I don't forget a single one of you as I bow my head and pray this evening.

And just remember kids. It's never too late! Embrace your inner hooligan xo