Me in my 60s:

I hate hate hate hate hate hATETTTE being lied to

46 is the new 26

I've had plenty of sexual dreams

Yeah, but you never know with these legends

I'd love to see her at Vegas.

Regina, buy me a ticket please

ff I do not trust myself with a credit card

I feel like i'm going to end up losing it somewhere

These gurls in quien quiere casarse con mi hijo need to step their acting game up real quick because damn

I hope R5 reveals some information at their hangout tonight.

And the rich guy, he's either gay or dumb

I hope they don't

You can come to JLo with me

What kinda step down is that...

Celine to JLo

I used one of these and now my gums hurt

Pretty sure you're suppose to use those for your nostrils.

But you get to do jlo with me and me >>>> Celine

Nnnn no sis. They're for your teeth/gums.

You don't want to know the name of the album that will be ruling your summer?

I lose everything.

I left my wallet with $100+ and my library cards in a black plastic bag in a parking lot of National Wholesale Liquidators.

Went back for it on the bus and got lost.

Luckily I took my green card out my wallet else I would've lost that too