Damn it, Interscope, how much could it possibly cost to just update Gaga's certifications once a year/every two years?
She's one of your biggest artists, and certifications are always nice for promotional purposes (plus, the stans want them
). They updated "Bad Romance" to snatch that Diamond certification for the good sis, and
Cheek to Cheek for Gaga's sixth Gold-certified album. But that's been like, it.
We know that
Born This Way is 4x Platinum, they could probably get
The Fame certified 5x Platinum and they may as well try to pull a
My Everything and get
ARTPOP certified Platinum
. With streaming, "Poker" Face is probably Diamond by now, and "Just Dance" is close, too.
Just update the damn receipts, Interscope.
It's unbearable.
One win out of nine nominations, though. I guess they really do have a feud with the Grammys. 
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