She CHASED a pidgeon all over the park and didn't stop until she eventually catched it and hurt it. And I was running after her. And everyone on the street was looking. A ****ing mess.
But seeing her in the room waiting for me to open the door makes me want to forgive her. She actually doesn't remember what she did wrong anyway, so I'll have a talk with her, wash her mouth and let her be.
not "I'll have a talk with her"
My dog doesn't even actually chase anything. He's all bark and no bite.
My head hurts so much. My death is approaching. I just lay in bed all day. I can't even be bothered to play video games so I just watch Netflix all day and then sleep for far too long. I don't feel like eating either. Someone put me out of my misery.
Of course, it would have all been satire and in good humour, but I feel like some people might have still been offended. Like the show, the game would have played on a lot of the [effeminate] stereotypes of gays, and I know there are some people who hate being portrayed that way.
not "I'll have a talk with her" 
It might get scrapped.
