To present the first few awards, please welcome the woman who was blessed to be Cher's first assistant in Burlesque, reality-TV star Christina Aguilera!



Well, let's get right to it with the Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour Award! The nominees are:

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The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour Award
(Funniest Crewmember)

Cupid
Jax.
Rider
Posh
Hot Mess

No Citrus? What a lovely group of candidates! And the winner is...

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And now, the Mask Award for Best Username. The recipient of this honor is held to a standard as high as Cher's Cannes award-winning performance in the film I think is about Rocky Balboa. And the nominees are:


The Mask Award
(Best Username)

YSL
Cupid
Citrus
TheGreatestThing
Posh

And the winner is...

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Now comes the time for the Crewmember that we all know is good, just not quite good enough to be nominated in a more important category (ie. Cher's albums with Sonny). The nominees are:


The not.com.mercial Award
(Most Underrated Crewmember)

Chunk
Quietly Trek
JakeKills
Theus231
LoveLiveMusic

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Now is the Beat Goes On award, given to our favorite member of the Army! The following nominees represent the better half of Britney's ATRL fanbase. The nominees are:



The "The Beat Goes On" Award
(Favorite Army Member)

EdgeOfAddiction
Katie
YSL
Eternium
prayer

Whose beat will go on tonight? None other than...

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The "I Walk Alone" Award
(Favorite P!nk Stan)

P!nkism
Slayley

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There were only two nominees, one for each song Alecia gave us for CTTT! How fitting. The winner (?) is:

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Now comes the time when we shove all the members we don't know well enough into a catch-all category rather than trying to befriend them further. The nominees for the Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves Award are:


The Gypsies, Tramps, & Thieves Award
(Favorite Member from Non-listed Stanbase)

Slim Shady
Miles Caufield
Posh
Rider
Slayley

ciongrats winners!

sorry 4 the late arrival

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The Farewell Tour Award is presented to the Cher stan who prints out the best receipts in clocking the detractors of the Goddess of Pop. This year's nominees are:


The Farewell Tour Award
(Best Receipts User)

Citrus
YSL
Quietly Trek
TheGreatestThing
Chunk

Which of these lucky ladies will be saying Farewell?

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This next batch of nominees represent the Madonnas, Tinas, and (formerly) Whitneys of the base: the old ones.


The "If I Could Turn Back Time" Award
(Oldest Crewmember)

Cupid
YSL
Chunk
LoveLiveMusic
Slim Shady

While they all wish they could turn back time, only one will be lucky enough to live to lose the memory of this victory to Alzheimer's.

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While it's easy to love those collected, articulate members of our base, there is a certain reverence for those who emulate Cher in both personality and grammar. The nominees for the Twitter Award are:


The Twitter Award
(Biggest Mess)

Hot Mess
Jax
Slim Shady
Gotintoririfever21
TheGreatestThing

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The Greatest Thing Award serves to both recognize our favorite monster, but also to remember the gay wedding song that never was because of that toucan bitch's "artistic vision" well **** you your artistic vision cost us another bonus track. The nominees are:


The "The Greatest Thing" Award
(Favorite Little Monster)

YSL
TheGreatestThing
Retro
TheEdgeOfGaga
Buddy

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Cher and Madonna go together like peanut butter and jelly, Target and Walmart (respectively). One cannot exist without the other. And by one I mean Madonna because Cher did everything first. The nominees are:


The "Wtf is mdna" Award
(Favorite Madonna Stan)

Flashing Lights
LoveLiveMusic
BobBertran1992
Swag
Dark_Lorde

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Next up we have the only award that mentions both Burlesque, Christina, and Award in the same breath: the Burlesque Award. The nominees are:


The Burlesque Award
(Favorite Fighter)

Truth Teller
Gotintoririfever21

This next award is here for those great users who divide their time between multiple faves, still taking time for Cher! The nominees for the Half-Breed Award are:


The Half-Breed Award
(Best Hybrid)

TheGreatestThing
Citrus
LoveLiveMusic
Cupid
JakeKills

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While most awards are attempted to be given on merit, this one is just thrown to the most global and widespread Crew member. The nominees for the Moonstruck Award are:


The Moonstruck Award
(Most Popular Crewmember)

LoveLiveMusic
Citrus
Bey_Rihstan
Cupid
Posh

Which Crew Member is most spread out?

For the Best Female Crewmember Award, one of these nominees is not like the other.


The Cherilyn Sarkisian Award
(Best Female Crewmember)

Bey_Rihstan
Gotintoririfever21

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Like the Dressed to Kill tour, the Cher Crew is heavily populated by gay men. Narrowing these queens to one category was almost as rough as the last adult video shoot they did (one in every three gays does ****. Fact). The nominees for the Sonny Bono Award are:


The Sonny Bono Award
(Male Crewmember of the Year)

Cupid
TheGreatestThing
Citrus
Posh
JakeKills

As the Goddess has gone from folk to disco to rock to dance to dance to dance to dance ****ing again, the Cher Crew also loves to embrace the new. The nominees for the Closer to the Truth Award are:


The Closer to the Truth Award
(Best New Crewmember)

Bey_Rihstan
Citrus
TheGreatestThing
Venus Temple
Slayley

Which of these fresh lamb chops is the most raw?

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Cher's career had already been landmark and historic, but then a little song called Believe came along, redefining popular music as we know it. The following members have done something similar to that: they have passionately spammed a pop culture forum about Cher for the past year. The nominees for the Believe Award are:


The Believe Award
(Crewmember of the Year)

Cupid
TheGreatestThing
Citrus
QuietlyTrek
YSL

This is Retro's first win and nomination. He is beloved in the Cher base, even though he has never used a Cher avatar/profile despite literally stanning for everything that has ever recorded vocals and charted at some point in the last four decades. We love him dearly, and he shouldn't walk in the parking lot alone now that TheGreatestThing has the Mess Award to bludgeon him with.