Doing a monologue about crapping my pants, in front of the entire school

Splitting pants at gym doing squats

Diving into swimming pool for race, the impact made my underware fall right off

My friend pulling my pants down as I delivered a speech in front of grade 7 class

And more

I farted in the middle of sex. It was...awkward.

Getting caught by a teacher and students looking at gay pics at the computers in the room

When we were talking about usher in front of my aunts and I accidentally called him hot...

Half of my entire school life.

I woke up from a nap and saw someone walking around my house outside. I texted my dad to see if anyone was coming over to look at the house, and he said no, so I called the police. It turned out to be my dads friend who does repairs on the house after all. The cops came and showed me his id and asked if I knew him. Then he drove away and I didn't say anything to him. Haven't seen him since

Ugh so awkward and embarrassing even just typing it