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Originally posted by Wonderlust
Those filthy heathens
And suddenly the plot thickens. What did he do? how old were we Mama Matty? is that why we were never allowed to see Papa Accelgors? what about Uncle Monte?
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The truth is that my name is Dante an old britsh woman that lived in the florest that meet your father that got lost in the woods years ago. We had two beautiful babies we decide to name them both "Wonder" because both of you are the reason we are here today.
However i discovered one day that you father was doing things to the family's dog, Lassie and then i asked for divorce.
Monte took care of your brother while i gave you to Guernica, he was completly insane that time and he wanted to kill both of you.
the rest is history.
you
