dd once when I was in Japan these people were trying to make conversation with me and I was waiting for someone who wouldn't be ready for an indeterminate length of time and it was so awkward that I went to the bathroom and took a really long time and when I came back they told me I was gone for a while and asked if I was taking a ****.

The language barrier was one thing, but that was still horrendously awkward. I was also like in middle school.