Grammy Headquarters conference room - 2/5/2015 5:26PM - 5 white guys
*coin lands on table*
White guy 1: It's heads, sir!
Boss white guy: Alright, Miley Cyrus it is. What do we have left? Hurry up, I’m tired.
White guy 2: Best Rap Album, sir.
Boss: Oh lord. What'd we got this time? C'mon, let's do this quick.
White guy 2: Wiz Khalifa, Common, ScHoolboy Q, and Childish Gambino.
*Boss looks at the group like "da fuq"*
White guy 2: Syke, sir!
*room breaks out in laughter* *boss laughs along*
White guy 3: Of course we got Eminem, too! And even Iggy Australia as a Plan B!
Boss: Goddammit you almost got me! I was about to fire all of your asses. Anyway, thank god he dropped something - what's it called, "The Matters 2 LP" or something like that?
White guy 2: ...yes.
Boss: Hah! Remember the year there was no Eminem album? We ended up having to give the Grammy to that Goofy looking character. Gah what was his name?
White guy 1: Ludacris, sir! And he was really proud too!
*room laughs again*
Boss: And good job on picking the losers. I don’t know any of them, except for Iggy. What the **** is a Schoolboy K?
White guy 4 *raises hand*: ScHoolboy Q, sir! I put him in there. My son loves him. Matter of fact, I listened to the album and maybe he should even... (Boss: Oh shut up.) Yes, sir.
*Boss' assistant cracks open conference room door*: Excuse me, Mr. Smith?
Boss: Yeah?
Assistant: We've got a young woman here in the front lobby asking for your time. She's been here for hours and is very persistent. She says she traveled a long way from Italy to see you.
Boss: Hmph. Send her in.
*woman steps in* It’s the ATRL's own Lein!
Lein: Good evening, sir! I just wanted to let it be known how loved and appreciated the music of Eminem is in the hood of Italy as well as all around the globe. And...
Boss: Goddamit, not this **** again!
*presses dialer on the table*
Lein: ...can you please make a category named “Best Hip-Hop Harmonizer”? I know he would win that one for sure! Let's sum up all of his records sold...
Boss *shouts into dialer*: Security, get this bitch out of here now!
Boss *to the rest of the room*: I can't believe this bitch. Someone tell her stank ass that Eminem will get the goddamn thing every year he releases something and she doesn’t need to annoy me every ****in year!!
Lein: Please, sir. Let Eminem win everything! Give him the Grammy for Best New Country Artist! I will suck your...
*two security guards barge in and drag her out of the conference room* *they pass ATRL member Remixed who is just entering the lobby carrying copies of The New Classic*
*the room can still hear Lein trying to make some points from the outside while resisting*
Lein: Global superstar... King of Spotify... GENERAL CONSENSUS!! Ah stop pulling my hair!
*THE END*
