Today, the metrosexual is a disappearing breed being quickly replaced by men more concerned with existing in the outdoors, or the pseudo-outdoors, than meticulous grooming habits.
A new Man Trend has sent the thinkpiece index soaring: lumbersexuality. The lumbersexual man is essentially an urban woodsman.
He is brawny, wears expensive flannel, has an impressive beard that is painstakingly unkempt and represents the ultimate sense of manliness.
Only the first two. The last one… no… 
