Hmmmmmm?

Urinating. I always miss. I'm 22 years old and I always pee on the seat or the ground. But it's so relieving. Love a good wee tbh

singing

any youtube link?

swimming. im 28 and cant swim to save my life but i love being in the water and trying.

this but I'm not 28

1D - Story of My Life

video games like call of duty or fighting games. im always getting my a** whooped online but i dont care .

singing

i'm going to be a pop star anyway

Bottoming, I'm terrible. Like, I can't dick to save my life. Hurts so much.

Yep. I'm so messy. Sometimes I'll accidentally pee on the seat, wipe it up and then lift the seat up after I'm done. Like...what was the point. Whether I lift the seat up or not, I frequently pee on the floor. Especially right after I wake up, right after I ***, if I have morning glory, if I pee in the middle of the night etc.

I'm so bad at aiming.

Having/keeping a relationship.
I hate being alone

Peeing in the backyard of a morning where you can pee like the wind

Did you have a spot in the backyard where you always peed as a child, and the grass stopped growing there? I did.

Yas the grass had serval brown patches and it made my dad soooo mad cause he's really anal about the yard

Who keeps the seat on their toilet?

Girl you're so blatantly honest I miss sometimes too, but usually only a drop or two. And I sit down in the morning/middle of the night because lazy

i don't even sit down to poo, it's like a very well balanced squat. I have such a phobia about touching the toilet, all the germs