No one in my family has been to uni before so I have no idea what I'm doing

My timetable is a ****ing mess and somehow I ended up putting everything on the same two days

I'm gonna have to call them up and ask for a walkthrough of how to even get myself enrolled

My body is ready.

You'll be fine henny. Just some advice: do not bother writing down everything the lecturer says in a notepad. During my first weeks @ Uni I was such a noob, I used to literally write down EVERYTHING my lecturers said in their lecturers then go to the library and study it. SUCH a waste of time. I don't even go to lectures anymore ewl let alone write **** down. The first lecture I went to this sweaty ass kid sat next to me and ate like a three course meal I was like **** off.

It depends what lectures/classes you have, but usually just a notepad and pen is fine. In lecturers I usually just sit there and listen, muck around with friends or not go at all. I take my laptop to classes sometimes, especially if I'm working on a group project, so at least one of us has a computer handy. But I always take a notepad and pen to classes. Do just that. You'll know when you need to take a laptop (barely ever).

And yes you can. You can walk in and out of lectures whenever you please, in most cases. You're allowed to leave classes whenever too (except during exams), just let the teacher know.

Although one day I rocked up to a lecture a bit late and couldn't get in cause they locked the doors just went home after that, like I give a ****.

I wonder why they never address the fact that Chika's husband is gay and she's his beard.

but 20 years is a long time for her to be a beard

Let me note down some of the things ks_dollar is saying to help me out in the near future

omg slay sis. what are you studying at Uni?

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Is there anywhere I can watch Real Housewives of Melbourne..without paying cable for it?

hoe havent you heard of *******ing?????

ew

t o r r ENT ing

Information Technology and Film & Television Production

I'm not really interested in either of those things anymore though

*******ing tv shows? Seems like a waste of data tbh. I think it's better to stream them, unless you're really obsessed with the show and plan on rewatching it multiple times (like me with Legend Of Korra season 3 and AHS: Coven).

You can always delete it after watching, and I prefer to watch everything in great quality

I get 200 gigs per month but I still somehow use it all up And having capped internet is the ****ing absolute PITS. Let me look around a biT for a good stream

sdjsfj why on earth would you delete the episode after spending all that time and data downloading it?

Does anyone do anything business related at University or know anyone that has gotten a career out of a business related degree?

Our government is coming for us tho. They're rapidly blocking all ******* sites, and are trying to get us using AppleTV, and Netflix and Stan are both coming. I hope they don't block them though. God forbid if they ever manage to block p**n I swear they're trying to do that in England atm.

I did a business/commerce degree. I majored in marketing and management, which were like the dumb, bludgey majors. But they're way more interesting anyway, so I would have done them regardless. As a result, first year was the hardest year by far. Finance Accounting A Accounting B Statistics Macro-economics Business Law

I still haven't got a job yet though. My last exam was on November 20th and I was like "I deserve one last 'summer holidays' before I start looking for a job." I'm going to New Zealand and Bali next month though, so I'll start looking for jobs when I get back...maybe.

I don't want one though I ****ing love working like 2 days a week at some easy-as-piss job, and spending the other 5 days waking up at 2pm and spending the whole day on ATRL, watching TV shows, movies, training in my garage, wanking, eating, etc. I don't want to grow up