Two 80 year old men are sitting on a park bench. One of them turns to the other and asks "Do you have any regrets in life?" The other one answers saying "I regret never going streaking." His friend says "Do it now! Don't die with regrets!" The other man jumps up, takes off all his clothes and starts running. He runs right past two old ladies. One of the ladies ask "what the hell was that?!" Her friend says "I don't know but it sure needs ironing"
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