Just get something really sturdy that can hold a lot of weight

I had two bacon strips, a burger, one fried egg and chorizo topping for dinner and I don't regret a single thing

Maybe the only thing I could regret is that I didn't add crispy onion

What is Spanish chorizo like?

Edit: Just Googled, pretty much the same as ours

For when I finally get fat

Yes please!

No shame.

that sounds concerning...

Not exactly what I meant...

This girl on Facebook uploading pics with her soldier boyfriend she's so happy

I mean I don't think I have am eating disorder. I always eat but it's not usually something that I enjoy and sometimes I just don't feel like eating...

Something seems really off in Stephen's Fry marriage, how is a twink marrying a 60 year-old overweight man

Isaac Newton died a virgin

How do you know though?

A Facebook page called I ****ing love science posted it

Just found my crush' instagram. SLAY MEEEEEEEEEE

Well I wouldn't be placing my bibles on there.

What would you be placing?

Link hunty

Myself and I'm light as a stick so I should be fine!

He only has pics drinking or serving monkey teas, that added to his ****** personality, the only thing I like from him is the Liam Payne teas and his godly voice. Mess, and I don't even know if he's gay but the rainbow teas aren't strong with this one.