you know, i was going to make a horse joke. but then jesus came to me. he descended from the heavens and said "leave leona alone" and had god deliver a bolt of lightning onto my residence. this is a revelation for me - why do i tear others down? why should i attack a beautiful, successful woman just because she has a love for equines? the lord supports leona, and you people better watch out, because you're next. He does not approve of this hatred and will destroy the sinners who perpetuate it with no remorse. this is how he fights the little piece of satan inside all of our hearts. jesus and his father are counting on me to be kind and holy and not make rude jokes about a woman having hooves, and i refuse to disappoint them after they have delivered this blessing disguised as a punishment to me. i found Him today. hopefully you will too.
