The Five Guys love in this thread.
They produce a very pedestrian burger and soggy fries. As another member noted, the self-congratulatory quotes and honors that plaster the walls of their joints are most certainly there to compensate for an underwhelming product.
Furthermore, their stores reek of a certain machismo that's just a bit off-putting. Like, I don't get the sense that a single female works at any of the locations I've visited. I'd like to see the gender breakdown of their workforce.