Just in time for you to tell me your first name!

Could it be. Am I actually agreeing with Sazare for once

We're not friends anymore.

Also where's your avi from

Doesn't mean I'm ever gonna stop asking.

If a guy told me that he thought I was perfect even though I have to squeeze into my jeans I'd kick his ass

So what's your fave 1D song?

Rem isolating himself

4 realsies. Like wtf he's basically cataloging all of her insecurities and validating them.

Ughhhhh I hate Ed Sheeran sooooo much :-(((((

Who qre you? you're not my mommy

Right
"Love you but you overflowing out them jeans"

We can see them nips, SO

Umm he's basically saying that she's not perfect but in his eyes she'll always be perfect. If you ask me the actual message of the song is positive.

The Ed Sheeran haters are strong here

A damn mess @ one of my coworkers grandmother coming in and telling ha I look cute

That's the cringe

One of my co-workers was trying to semi set me up with another co-worker today.

A girl.

Like um do I LOOK like a breeder to you wtf

Perfection is a disease of a nation and it's gonna need surgery

Happily

possibly.
~*~watches~*~