It's the daddy thing that concerns me.

I'm a unicorn

if someone said woof to me i'd punch them

Those gays...are such an interesting species.

So much Freudian slip every time a gay says "daddy"

have never seen a person/gay say woof

there are straight couples that use "daddy" too

While I understand bear, (like what else would you call them ) who is calling anyone a dog or saying woof.

Recently a lot of them have been obsessing with Anacondas

I hate all animals

That is very common between straight couples too?

Listen, you might not be subject to such proclivities, but pussycats have done nothing to you.

What's woof? Never heard of it.