They both send me friend requests, I didn't accept or reject them, they've been pending all this time lol.
I am not accepting tho. Not until a few years.
I used to be friends with my dad on FB but he would always stalk me and tell me to delete posts/comments that were even slightly inappropriate. One time I was quoting a Harry Potter meme (in like ninth grade) saying "I will shove my dick up this owl's ass!!" (or something like that), he saw and didn't know it was just a joke

I ****ing deleted the **** out of him.