She likes nothing better than spending the night ogling scantily clad young women in stripclubs.

I have to admit that she is starting to sound like the perfect woman to me.

The singer, enjoying her fourth week at the top of the singles chart with The Fear, said: “I signed my publishing deal at Stringfellows and had a private dance. One of the naked ones.

“And I went to Spearmint Rhino the other day — for six hours. I’ve had lapdances there. It’s fun. I like having a chat with the strippers.”

Last month she also confessed that she once “snogged lesbian twins on a couch in San Diego”.

No wonder she has become such good friends with wild child actress LINDSAY LOHAN.

The pair have got so pally during Lil’s latest promotional stint in the US that they are planning a holiday together.

A source said: “They have been getting on really well and they’re planning a summer escape, along with Lindsay’s girlfriend SAMANTHA RONSON.

“They’ve discussed the Bahamas, and are also planning a trip to the Coachella Music Festival in April to see AMY WINEHOUSE perform.”

And it looks like the young stars, who have got matching ‘Shhh’ tattoos, are planning to mix business with pleasure.

The source added: “They’ve discussed making a record together, possibly at a pre-arranged studio, while they’re away on holiday.”

Sounds like a terrible idea.

It takes a brave man to get involved with Lily. One false step and you could easily end up as the subject of one of her scathing songs.

So it’s lucky for her most recent conquest, TOM DINSDALE from AUDIO BULLYS, that he seems to be keeping her happy at the moment.

In more ways than one.

In a frank interview with Q magazine Lily revealed naughty details about her fling with Tom.

After snogging him in front of the Q reporter, she said: “The hunk in my kitchen. Well, he’s hot. He’s cute, isn’t he? I had a sleep-over two nights ago and he came along.

“Quite young, for me. About 35. What d’you wanna know? How big his ***k is? It’s very nice.”

In case things don’t work out with Lil, I’m sure Tom will have no shortage of female attention after that glowing report.

wow great, can't wait

omfg, that would be PERFECTION!!

I'm anticipated with their duet. I hope it's gonna be good!

This is interesting. As long as Lindsay makes some music.

mad cause Hilary never gon do some great collabo?

Ugh, as if anyone wants to her about her boyfriend's junk. How classy she is.

I really really want Lindsay to put out a 3rd album, but not if shes collaborating with her... BORING

This will be really realle REALLY interesting. I kinda like Lilo's music

HOORAY,
this **** better be true.
cant wait.

and i hope Lindsay comes back soon with 3rd album with a BANG!