Mine always does that do you have a Mac?

nope, i use windows. this is the first time it's happened. i have no idea how to get it back.

WAIT. GOT IT BACK.

it's back now, it's fine!

how old do i seem?

You better be listening to the velvet rope

Like 25

Slay me God

i assumed you were over 18...i was born in 1996 and i am so alarmed at the existence of people on the internet that are younger than me

Why does this song make me cry?

Is Josh Leyva perfect-looking?

I think he might be.

queen of everything.

/looks at twitter
my friend likes to publicly brag about how big his penis is and it's so weird just in case any of you were wondering or still learning, don't ever do that
and he tries to be subtle about it like someone posted an image with the word "girth" in it and he...yeah, you can figure out the rest. and he really fails at being subtle and omg it doesn't bother me /that/ much but it's dumb

oh wow it's 4am already the days are passing by so fast

is he straight? this seems like such a straight boy thing to do.

yeah he is, and that's what i thought too

straight boys are so gross.

Good thing I'm a straight man then.