The internet will be broken and the aliens will leave us to squalor in our decay to live the rest of our lives without major technology mainly whipped out by solar flares and hackers.
Michael, Tupac, Aaliyah, Biggy, Madonna and Whitney come back from hiding in Mexico and release comeback albums, each selling 5,000,000 in the first week.
Katy is somewhere raising grandchildren on a Prismatic island made of candy when the Grammy's call ha for a lifetime achievement award that they forget to air on TV.
Kesha is still trying to make that comeback.
The IPhone 38 is released.
Being Gay or Les is no longer identified. You just love who you love and it's no longer wrong to people.
and still look young 