I'd plan an intervention for them, and I'd make sure all of their friends were there. We would tell them all of our fondest memories with them, and how ATRL has changed them for the worse.
Of course, they'd probably be like "Don't come for my weave, hunty!" and "Why don't ya worry bout ya fave and stop checkin for me, k boo?", but we'd try to help regardless.
After they "throw shade" and "attempt to drag" for a while, they'd break down and accept the help. They'd request a perma ban and then we'd go to Starbucks.
