Okay, Canada: It’s time for the hard truth about Tim Hortons ... I’m here to help. This is a safe place, Canada. I want to see you get through this. Which is why I need you to listen to me closely. These words will be painful, but it’s important you hear them: Tim Hortons is not a defining national institution. Rather, it is a chain of thousands of doughnut shops, several of which have working toilets. Tim Hortons is not an indispensable part of the Canadian experience. Rather, it is a place that sells a breakfast sandwich that tastes like a dishcloth soaked in egg yolk and left out overnight on top of a radiator. Tim Hortons is not an anti-Starbucks choice that makes you a more relatable politician or a more authentic Canadian. Rather, it is a great place to buy a muffin if you’ve always wondered what it would be like to eat blueberry air.

...imagine the consequences. Maybe these madcap foreign owners will go so far as to alter the sandwiches so they taste like . . .  something. Preferably like sandwich, but, at this point, most of us have stopped being picky.

Bye, I had a delicious sandwich and donut there today.

I do avoid the breakfast stuff though, I absolutely hate processed egg ****.

Originally posted by Singer. Bye Tim Hortons slays

Tim Hortons IS trash but it's still king. Their coffee is mediore, their latte&such are awful. The bakery is basically very sugary **** (which I lowkey love) and he's right bout the sandwiches.

I still go cause I'm Canadian and Tims is babe.

However when they had the bakery in the store >>>>

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat Sis I go there 5 times a week, but they didn't lie about them sandwiches.

Originally posted by TheEmancipation Ice Capps>>>Your faves