i think this is genuinely the first year since, like, 2009 when i haven't received a calendar.

When you do something nice for Buddy! and he ain't thank you.

So my mom bought me nothing but has multiple gifts for someone else. Thinking I wouldn't find it.

Oh ok. Merry Christmas!

the nerve!

I'll buy you one if it's like a pound

i'll buy you an alexandra burke on--

oh wait.

You need to be somewhat relevant to have a calendar

Welp my $25 Amazon card is already gone now.

Just spent it on orders of:
Kesha- Animal
Kesha- Cannibal
Kesha- Warrior
Adam Lambert- For Your Entertainment
Adam Lambert- Trespassing
Katy Perry- One of the Boys
Jason Derulo- Jason Derulo



I also still have my Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded order shipping soon.

Here was me actually being kind to you!

AGAIN.

She's just not that desperate actually

You're very welcome, Buddy!

his name is alex

Well you should since I love most relevant artists

Now how about you get into the ones that aren't bolded.

The DntBeADrag+ shade

Okay time to test out these Beats and see if they're really all that great.

My computer has Beats audio put inside of it, too, so maybe I'll get double beats?

Let me test it by playing I Knew You Were Trouble.


edit: jesus christ

It says your name is Alex and that's I said