Honestly, without a doubt this is probably the gayest songs of all time. I want to know just how many bathhouse handy j's have been given with this song playing in the background, because I'm sure it'd outnumber the amount of rosebuds that have been birthed while Gaga played. Now this song was originally released in 1987 but because of Belinda's Greatest Hits album that came out this year I figured I could include it. So enjoy
EDIT: I just watched the video as I embedded it and wtf Belinda.....
This song is super gay not only because it's sung by a woman who has probably seen more bearded clams than a fisherman, but also because it's just a very gay song. I don't actually know if Betty Who enjoys paying a visit to the beefbox but I'm assuming she does and this is my countdown so that's all that matters.
You can't have a gay countdown without Anal Del Gey. Ultraviolence was actually one of my favorite albums this year and if this were just my Best of 2014 list- we'd also see the inclusion of Guns N Roses. But whatever, this is a cute song.
