Originally posted by Jezang Looz 2. Bigger variety of performers instead of the same 5 at every show doing the same songs. .

Anyone who cries during an acceptance speech gets shot in the leg immediately.

Every time someone loses a category, they have a nail ripped out (don't worry, they'll grow back).

The nominees for Best New Artist have to compete in a Hunger Games-style competition for the award, where they're all dropped into a pit of starved fighting dogs. The first one to die wins the award posthumously, as most Best New Artist winners turn out to be flops anyway - then they can be remembered for that one great record they had.

If anyone's speech exceeds 45 seconds in length, Gwyneth Paltrow runs them off the stage, throwing copies of her cookbooks at them and screaming about low-fat/high-cost organic recipes.

A "Kanye Suite" is set up backstage, where winners can throw rotten fruit at him and bully him about not winning everything. Kim Kardashian does a striptease beside him.

The show's performances take place during the non-Pop/Rock/Hip-Hop/General Field award presentations on a stage beside them. Viewers can choose to mute either one.

During performances, viewers at home can access a part of the Grammys website that allows them to rate performances á la Rotten Tomatoes - the moment a performance drops below 60% Fresh the performer is doused in petrol and chased off the stage while being threatened with a lit match.

A legends' panel consisting of Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell and David Bowie has the right to review all wins as they happen, and can choose to reject the winner and award someone else in the category.

Originally posted by Mr. Fahrenheit Anyone who cries during an acceptance speech gets shot in the leg immediately. Every time someone loses a category, they have a nail ripped out (don't worry, they'll grow back). The nominees for Best New Artist have to compete in a Hunger Games-style competition for the award, where they're all dropped into a pit of starved fighting dogs. The first one to die wins the award posthumously, as most Best New Artist winners turn out to be flops anyway - then they can be remembered for that one great record they had. If anyone's speech exceeds 45 seconds in length, Gwyneth Paltrow runs them off the stage, throwing copies of her cookbooks at them and screaming about low-fat/high-cost organic recipes. A "Kanye Suite" is set up backstage, where winners can throw rotten fruit at him and bully him about not winning everything. Kim Kardashian does a striptease beside him. The show's performances take place during the non-Pop/Rock/Hip-Hop/General Field award presentations on a stage beside them. Viewers can choose to mute either one. During performances, viewers at home can access a part of the Grammys website that allows them to rate performances á la Rotten Tomatoes - the moment a performance drops below 60% Fresh the performer is doused in petrol and chased off the stage while being threatened with a lit match. A legends' panel consisting of Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Joni Mitchell and David Bowie has the right to review all wins as they happen, and can choose to reject the winner and award someone else in the category.