ugh so good

And she won't be considered until her partnership with Diet Coke ends 'cause she can't go running around TV doing Pepsi Halftime Show commercials while having her face plastered to every banner around the country asking them to drink Diet Coke. It just doesn't work.

He's really a little monster. He just pretends to stan for Pepcé because it's more acceptable, socially and musically.

Did Taylor have another uneventful gathering in her undesired cave?

Over? All she's had up until this point was a feature on a popular Iggy Azalea song and a payola-fueled track on a soundtrack for a movie about a dying White girl with cancer. It barely ever existed.

JT with a beard >>>

My lesbian cousin's friend was trying to push Booty on her so hard before our party and she just was not interested. But, I mean, was anyone?

So is the three has beens in your sig.

I've written a song, in a couple of years I'll be like Taylor

At least Angelina has the third highest grossing movie of the year and has another iconic role. Aniston may get nominated but she will always be seen as Rachel, instead of a myriad of charismatic and iconic personas.

Anyways, Godryl is going to be breaking Unbroken on Christmas so I feel pity for her but she'll recover. The chicken pox will give her the time she needs to recover emotionally.

Angie vs Jen is like Methney vs Tity both are $hit.

At least she has an iconic role. Poor Angie!