Ughh, just made my on planet D493 (Earth) from Xypton Q. The commute was awful, there was a meteor shower just as I drifted off the Beetree Galaxy.

The Martians are so basic, a group of them blocked the only entryway to the Milky Way because there's some intersolar war going on. Ratchet ass hoes.

This thread is xenophobic. Someone always has to take it too far. Thread shaming you rn.

I'm from Venus and honestly I hate it so much. Every time I tell someone I'm from Venus, they always start singing "When you touch me I die just a little inside" thinking they're cute or clever or something, but it's like no you're annoying and unoriginal.

I've never been outside of this galaxy, but I want to go someday. I hear there's lots of beautiful things out there, but I can only dream for now...

An entire GALAXY that stans for Queen Bee? Beyonce, ha power!

Exsqueeze me. Not my fault the Liminoites are from the superior galaxy. Ya'll haven't even invented time travel yet. So boop! Get sucked in by a blackhole.

take me to your planet

I bet you're from Uranus, and quite frankly, the name of your planet is stupid as hell. Don't mock me like that when your planet is something stupid like Uranus.