According to US supermarket tabloid, National Examiner, the curliest-haired member of the world's biggest boyband, and the actual leader of the USA embarked on a top-secret affair behind the First Lady's back.
While we are not the type to dismiss rumours at the flick of a wrist, we have to be honest and say that this is perhaps the most hilariously ridic story that we have ever heard.
...And is it wrong that a tiny part of us kinda hopes that it's true? #Barry
The mag in question claims that the President's marriage to Michelle Obama, is a complete and utter sham - which is a conspiracy that the Obamas' have been faced with pretty much since day one.
However, the unusual turn of events, and no doubt a complete lolz-worthy surprise for Obama, is that he has apparently had sex with twenty-year-old Harry Styles.
Why would they bother?