although this makes me think some of the things i said in the billboard.com comments section back in the old days would've gotten me WPs here...i calmed down a lot though so now i don't even have to try to not get them
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.