If it isn't, make sure you tidy up before the guests come. You know how much your grandmother likes to judge my parenting. She never says anything to your Aunt Petunia, just because she was never arrested or because she never became a stripper. Well you know what, how else was I gonna put myself through college after you blew through my college fund to support your secret drug addiction? You like to blame dad for runining this family, but I would've left too if I would've come home to you passed out naked on the driveway!

Anyway, let me get the house ready for the family and you make sure your room is cleaned mister!

Yes.

Not with all these *** stained boxers and used condoms all over the place.

It's spotless

Aunt Petunia? I ain't white. You must mean my Aunt Jemima

It's more like too empty to be clean or messy.

my new room in dad's apartment in an ugly part of Sharjah (UAE) after I left Syria a few days ago contains a very old TV, a mattress on the ground to sleep/sit on, 2 bags of my clothes in a corner, an old, dusty AC and a fan.

I'm either online looking for something to fill my time with, or sleeping away from whatever you call this mess.

For the most part. I have a big pile of clothes though because I'm too lazy to put them up after they get washed + I have so many clothes

no not even remotely
im a messy person

Always.

WAIT. What kind of passive aggressive motherly rant?





(Is Aunt Petunia a Harry Potter reference, or do you actually have an Aunt Petunia?)

It will be in 2 weeks when the semester is over and I have time for myself.

Somewhat.

Cleaner than dirt

It is now. A few days ago I cleaned my room's carpet and the water in the machine was pitch black until the 3rd wash

No. Its a mess.

Like a regular person

Yes, I hate the dirt

When I'm finished hanging up my posters, it'll be spotless Never understood why people can't keep their rooms clean.