Why was Jesus crucified? Why did the Church burn everyone who provided evidence that the Earth wasn't the center of the universe? Why is Gaga ignored by everyone except forum homosexuals nowadays? It's a hard life out there for those who go against the norm.
And this is why I nominated you for Best Dragger, Messiest Monster, and Funniest Monster.
I received an e-mail from Rusty quite a while ago stating that he supports me in my endeavors, so I don't know why he's trying to drag me on his tour now.