1. parting the curtains
2. spinning the dreidel
3. bashing the candle
4. rolling the dough
5. jerking the gherkin
6. shaking the dice
7. pushing the envelope
8. buffing the banana
9. flicking the (green/jelly/coffee/Mr.) bean
10. squeezing the lemon
11. polishing the family jewels
12. teaching the dog a lesson
13. beating the meat
14. moving the joystick
15. slaying the dragon
16. shaking the grapes
17. spilling milk
18. sharpening the pencil
19. boxing the clown
20. yanking the chain
21. choking the chicken
22. buttering the corn
23. roping the pony
24. firing the cannon
25. holding the knob
26. flute solo
27. seasoning the taco
28. cleaning the clock
29. petting the kitty

This epiphany was even bigger than when I realised what If You Seek Amy actually means (F.U.C.K. Me )