Ch, so you're gonna avoid walking out in the rain or something? This would be better if it was totally 100% avoidable to even get wet, let alone bathe.
But it's clearly in the op.
So am assuming you didn't read it.
It may be in the OP, but the main question you asked is A Million Dollars or A Bar of Soap. And that is the poll options, you should've made it clear in the title.
A Million Dollars or Never Bathe Again & A Million Dollars or A Bar of Soap are two different questions.
This would be better if it was totally 100% avoidable to even get wet, let alone bathe.