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Originally posted by highwind44029
I swear Carly sets herself up as much as Leona does.  |
No she doesn't
She just posts normally on her social network like everyone other celebrity, and then some ATRL who's subsribed to her runs to her posts like a stan, and goes "OOH! TEEHEE! I smell a hit thread!", runs to ATRL, threads it, starts refreshing the page until it sees someone browsing and wonders why people are taking so long to comment. Wonder why?
Because an ATRLer thirsty for a hit comment is staring at the computer screen for approximately 7 minutes and 33 seconds trying to think of something "funny" to say something someone can go "noT the frsT commenT ddddddd
" but sadly, with all the time wasted, their comment ends up being the 8th, and ends up getting paid dust until the second page when another ATRLer desperate to quote anything shade related gives them the relevacy for about 30 minutes until their mother asks them to get off the computer so she can go on Overstock.com and buy the necklace no one got her for her birthday. It's the same awkward, tryhard and crusty formula.
That's Colbie Caillat.