The camera flashes on Scandal are a serious epilepsy hazard, I can't watch it in the dark because I'm afraid I'll get blinded.

Wow, M.I.A.'s impact on critically acclaimed rap will never end

"And to be honest it’s like… trust me, I don’t even know what she be up to."

Queen

Omg, she is so talented And the vid looks amazing. When is it coming?

Britney's last major global hit as a lead artist: Toxic (2004)
J.gLObal's last major global hit as a lead artist: On The Floor (2011)

What Now is playing at Kohl's, the department store chanteuse

It could be worse.

Azealia On P4k: 8.0
Lana On P4k: 7.1
Gaga On P4k: Not reviewed for the second time in a row

I wonder what she did to piss them off. It's seemed like the staff reviewers actually liked her album both times.

Kim "literally" taking her pic viral, and a couple days later, shows up at an event in a two piece nude ensemble.

Her publicist is genius. Actual genius.

Monday

WordArtPop

..? weird because her tweets indicate otherwise.

Are you talking about the tweets from months and months ago that you only think are recent because you post them every day?

It is baffling. It doesn't seem like they were too put-off by ARTPOP.

http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-...ums-of-2013/6/

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/132-lady-gagas-artrave/

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/142-di...s-artpop-flop/

My guess: It'd hurt their reputation to actually give her a good review now so they just refused to review it altogether.

Britney's last US number 1: 2011
JLow last US number 1: ???

Gaga lost her hipster cred with BTW, obv

She has no problem getting naked in front of strangers. Sex workers do it every day. Where's the genius?

http://variety.com/2014/film/reviews...es-1201356160/

http://www.indiewire.com/article/rev...basic-20141114

JuLegend is safe. Poor MrPeanut LOL!

Sidenote: it's bad when your own avatar annoys you.

Vegasney's dad: $310K a show
J.gLObal: $350,000 per show

artpop is a metaphysical body of work whose impact goes beyond the charts (hence why it flopped) and the critics (hence why it wasn't acclaimed)