Ramos- I have stayed at the row! Dont! Haha jk....it's alright. The lobby is really nice but the rooms are insanely small. Expected for NYC but these were like small small.
crappy small apts. in NYC
Gaga is scurrying around somewhere
The WORST Italian food I have ever had in my LIFE. I actually had to get up and get some air because the lasagna made me nauseous.
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More than likely the unpaid full time designers that pig Lady Gaga uses and throws away work the kitchen as well.
Having food this nauseating and now hearing about this restaurant getting a C rating from the Health Department, after getting my food handling certificate, I don't even want to mention what getting a C entails unless you literally want to barf knowing you ate here.
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The only reason Joanne Tratttoria got one star was that the decor is cute. Otherwise, this place simply could not be any worse! The food was barely edible and took An hour and a half from the time we ordered. I wanted to stab myself with a fork just to end my misery.
Do not go here. Unless you like your appetizer so scalding you burn your tongue and can't taste your main course, your chocolate mousse cake still frozen and all served by incompetent waiters surrounded by patrons who look like they work in bordellos.
at you dragging Fatga's family restaurant