The BEYONCÉ release was like this huge, hysteric crowd of people throwing down $20 to enter a mysterious portal that promised paradise. Innocent bystanders were like "what's going on?", their curiosity got the best of them and they too got out their $20. Then they entered the portal and instead of paradise they were dropped in a pool of vomit. BEYONCÉ ruined the music industry and people's faith in music. So that's why a Rihanna surprise release would never work.
