Force every able person in the world to go and buy ARTPOP, and watch "G.U.Y." on iTunes, forsee the lotto numbers and win big, give myself Colton Haynes' looks, then come onto ATRL and watch ya'll seethe at Gaga's slayage.
I would cure cancer and AIDS, then give the world's alcoholics and drug addicts the power to quit. I'd start to make myself hot and rich, but I feel like real God would give me a look and I'd realize the errors of vanity and instead grant myself wisdom or some ****.
