What is the REAL Reason Why Your Album Flopped?
Lack of Promotion
The Music Sucked Ass (and not in a good way)
You are generally irrelevant
Small Fanbase
Celestine Went To Best Buy and Moved Beyonce's Album Up Front and Moved Your Albums to the Back
Beyonce is just better than you at everything including but not limited to singing, dancing, acting, and kung-fu fighting
You're Too Damn Old To Be Trying to do What The Young Girls Do
Rihanna Spent All Your Album's Promo Budget
Your Album Got Pushed Back to the point Where People Just Stopped Caring
The Manager at Target Wouldn't Give You Time Off to Perform on 106 and Park
