LMAO. Made by The Onion.
I have to admit it's EXTREMELY well done--the "predictive sentence technology" is a takeoff on the iPhone's predictive word tech, there's the rabid fanboy who says "I'll buy anything shiny and made by Apple," there's the silly & fluffy marketing, the high prices... but it all falls apart because Apple actually does make brilliant products that are worth the extra cash. Not stupid gimmicks like this. The only gimmick they make is the MacBook Air and it should be a lesson learned--it hasn't sold as well as expected if I'm correct.