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Ariana ANNOYED by presents from a Massachusetts guy
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In a very reasonable, rational fit of generous gift-giving, a Massachusetts man has sent a selection of New England presents to miniature singer Ariana Grande, including a 42.5-pound pumpkin. Grande, for some reason, did not appreciate the thought.
Timothy Normandin of Lowell, MA is a normal guy. You can’t spell “Timothy Normandin” without “normal,” and he’s so normal and nice that he’ll even toss in the letter L as a bonus. Here’s an example of just how normal Normandin is: he has sent so many gifts to Ariana Grande, a tiny singer made mostly of brown hair, that the Lowell Police were called in to get him to stop.
The most recent spate of gifts, the totally normal straw that broke the camel’s back, included a 42.5-pound pumpkin, eight Yankee Candle-brand candles (scent unknown), a rock from New Hampshire, a set of mirrors from K-Mart, and a selection of dog and cat calendars. Boston Magazine reached out to Normandin to learn some more about the reason for his gifts, especially the pumpkin. Normandin replied that he had “heard [Grande] liked Halloween.” Normandin was not arrested, but was advised to stop sending gifts.
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