Ah, girls will be girls. We're all transported back to junior high school whenever we hear anything about the lame war of words between the even lamer Katy Perry and Lily Allen.
This whole childish charade started when Katy opened her stupid mouth and said something about being a "skinnier version of Lily Allen." (To shame!) Lily then fired back, like a true refined British gal, and called her "crass."
Oooooh--crass!
Now Lily is so proud of herself for somehow obtaining Katy's number and is threatening to (get this!) post it on Facebook if Katy "opens her mouth" again.
Boooooooorrrring.
C'mon ladies. Give the public what they want. Katy, steal away Lily's new middle-aged millionaire sugar daddy (that shouldn't be too difficult), Lily have a public make-out fest with that Travis McCloy guy, (ditto) and then star in some saucy "frenemy" video duet with a mud wrestling ring.
God, do I have to do all the thinking for you?
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