So my roommate went to hand out tricks and treats in his parents house and left me to deliver them in his house.

Anyone else giving out treats tonight? What should I expect? I'm scared

Yes I love seeing all the little kids cute costumes. What are you so afraid of

thieves may use this event to enter the house and kill me

You don't have out tricks do you even Hallowe'en sis?

Na I'm eating them all, I don't get trick-or-treaters, too dark here, no street lights

Yes

I feel grown up doing it so I'm excited

It's only 4 though so I haven't gotten anyone yet. My apartment complex doesn't have to many kids anyways though so I don't know if I'll actually get anyone but hopefully

Where do you live sis, in the ghetto?

no, i wish i live too far out.

I turned off the lights in the front room and ate the chocolate myself

you'll get fat

I love when cute little kids knock on my door. I treat them good.

Yes. I'm sitting in front of my house right now handing out candy.

mj teas

I turned off all the lights and went up stairs, cba.

i passed out some candy to one big group and thats it so far XD

I had to, I dropped a lollipop on the ground and told the kid that they can have it and I shut the door.

I'm waiting for em to come to my house but the little ****ers seem to have skipped our house.

Kitt kats and Hershey bars for the kids and my mouth for their dads.

stand your ground sis

If I see them come this way to my house, I just run inside, turn off all the lights and peek through the curtain blinds like this

starting my diet tomorrow actually