One day, on a bright sunny afternoon I came home from school and told my mother that I'm attracted to boys and girls and then she slapped me. After she slapped me I set her weave alight then she ran toward the kitchen sink that was filled with water. My mother then bent down and placed her head in the kitchen sink... Her weave that was still on fire at the time was now gone and her head soon exploded because I had texted my sister an hour before to fill the sink with petrol (gas). We had a funeral for her five days later and we lived happily ever after.
One day, on a bright sunny afternoon I came home from school and told my mother that I'm attracted to boys and girls and then she slapped me. After she slapped me I set her weave alight then she ran toward the kitchen sink that was filled with water. My mother then bent down and placed her head in the kitchen sink... Her weave that was still on fire at the time was now gone and her head soon exploded because I had texted my sister an hour before to fill the sink with petrol (gas). We had a funeral for her five days later and we lived happily ever after.
this girl i work with asked me where the toilet plugs were and i was like "what the hell is a toilet plug?" and she told me that the bathroom was clogged and i was like "you mean the plunger?".
My mom and I went to a party (good sis was giving me a rideT), and when we got there party in the usa was playing & she started dancing & honking the horn and everyone was staring at us, watching ha getting her LIFE in the car. SO embarrassing.
Kinda ot, but it fits? The other day my friend said "Who is Ebola?"
My mom, after listening to Applause for the first time: "This song is so strange". After Roar: "Here you go... This is more you"
I was like "WTF, I'm a LM bitch" (I didn't call her a bitch, but whatever)
My brother in 2012: "Maroon 5 is bigger than Gaga"
My mom, after listening to Applause for the first time: "This song is so strange". After Roar: "Here you go... This is more you"
I was like "WTF, I'm a LM bitch" (I didn't call her a bitch, but whatever)
My brother in 2012: "Maroon 5 is bigger than Gaga"
Well, Roar has the same theme of Born This Way. Perhaps that's what she was thinking?
