So I just woke up from my nap which ended up with me having a slightly nightmarish dream involving Lily Allen and a demonic baby that could talk.
What made it even more weird is that it took place at a college I never applied to go to however I only realized that half way through the dream...
I don't expect anyone to read this, however if you're that bored and want a small read, knock yourself out!
ReadLily gave birth to a child however she gave it up for adoptoption or she was doing surrogacy, I'm not sure... But this woman took the baby and was a teacher at my college, Lily was also. Being around the baby started making the woman evil, so when I was in her class, I was some how the only one that could see this and she would then end up being rude to me and vice versa. She got so rude to it got to the point that she sent me down a cave (which was somehow connected to the classroom) with the other classmates, It was freezing cold and I was complanining a lot because it was somehow colder than England. Anyway, so the cave ended up leading outside and we lead our way back to school but on the way I bump in to S Club 7 and Jo (the short hair girl) started driving a train which she crashed, making everyone else annoyed and they go get help... While they did that, we made it back to school where I was greeted by the evil woman.
She greeted me, I greeted her and we starting to try be nice to one another, however I said to her "have a nice day" and her face start morphing and looking evil but she stopped and replied "Thank you, and you". I end up walking into somesort of movie theatre that's in the school and the demonic baby ends up being there, starts talking to me and I pick it up, the woman comes in starts talking to it saying "What do you mean Luke knows about your tattoo? Get away from my baby, you're not getting rid of it". (It was some evil tattoo not a normal one like a dolphin or a flower) So I back up outta there and end for the door but the baby starts getting all worked up and starts causing miniture tornados which attack the woman, the baby calls for me and I went rushing back in and picked it up, the woman started screaming "I can't do this anymore" and ran out leaving me with it so I picked it up.
I called her back and asked her to sit down with me, I have a bottle of beer which I had to the woman but instead the baby reaches and sips it, the woman makes a joke saying "Well at least he's had his first beer"... I laughed. She then took a drink from the bottle while I wiped a bit of beer that was still on the babies cheek and then I woke up...
It was a very strange dream, probably one of my favorite dreams I've ever had. I don't expect anyone to read this, it was just for myself.
