Casting Instructions for 'Satanic Sex Spell'

Cast a satanic circle
Banish the Dark Lord
light the candles starting with south
and going clockwise
Burn your incense
Chant repeatedly

O'fires of Hades
Hear my flame
Hot sex with
my true love
Is my aim
Let Nick Jonas come to me
My lust for him
will open wide
within this circle
The two of us will join
So mote it be!

When finished: release the circle

Casting Instructions for 'Luck to Love Spell'

Luck from one,
Multiply,
Onto two,
Then divide.

Don't take offense,
It's already done.
It won't last long,
Though it's just begun.

Soon yours will lessen,
And ours will rise,
But in the end,
It will compromise.

Turn luck to love,
Until he/she learns.
As a selfless being,
His/her luck shall return.

By the power of the(whatever element you favor most), let it be so!!!

In a couple of days, the spell should take action.

My problems are solved. Let me snatch some hot guys with my new luck to love spell