I don't

I can't help who I'm attracted to. Like, as far as I know, every single guy I have ever lusted over is straight. I actually don't know any gheys (only stereotypical gheys which I'm not attracted to at all)

hmm. Lemme google dis

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I see my tea may have been too hot for some! Lemme prepare a weaker brew next time.

There is this one straight guy at work…

Why is the sky blue? Why is the ocean really salty? Why is kim Kardashian still famous? These are Questions that we can never answer.

Because like 90% of men identify as straight. So out of 10 guys you are attracted to...

Wait.

Why are you proud?

I just shouted.

Most hot men are straight.

cause they hot and unattainable